January 2012
501 posts
Let's all try to have an orgasm at exactly 12am.
December 2011
148 posts
1 tag
Reblog if you got your heart broken in 2011
Someone needs to swoon me
thedevilsdollar:
Before I give myself up to god.
^This.
1 tag
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes...
averagejared asked: I have no idea where that is lol.
averagejared asked: Nice, i move back in on the 8th :] Where are you transferring from?
My Hump Day Jam before work. Yeah.
averagejared asked: I love Sweeney!!! <3 I am actually on Hall Council lol. Are you transferring in? Or is this just your first semester of class's this year?
averagejared asked: OMG I HAVE FRIENDS THERE!!!!! :O!!!!!!!!! But I am a Education major w/ French concentration (BS.E) and a TESL (Teaching English as a Secondary Language) minor. :] I live in Sweeney Hall which is in South Quad, and only like 15 min to blue grass! :D
averagejared asked: omg thats crazy!!!! do you know where you are staying yet? and what your studying?
averagejared asked: NO FUCKING WAY YOU GO TO CMU AS WELL!!!! :O!!!
1 tag
Me talking to my manager today at work..
Me: Get anything good for Christmas?
Gary: Yes! I got a snowblower and a dishwasher!
Me: Aww! You got engaged!
Female Coworkers: :O
averagejared asked: Thanks for following me :]
I think I'm turning into a woman....minus the...
I’m so irritable today, I pretty much have to bite my tongue to avoid snapping at people, I’m bloated, but all I wanna do is eat, and I’m out of weed. Uffffff.
WatchFOREVER REBLOG.
